I’m a little disappointed that nobody took me seriously back in 2016 when I tried to get someone to bankroll a reality tv show called “The President”. Pretty obvious who we would pick to star in the show, btw…

The genius of the show is that everyone in the world would be in on the game, except the orange one himself. He’d get to hold “press conferences” and take “Airforce 1a” all over the world to meet with other “leaders”, he could hold press conferences on the White House lawn (the one in Florida, not DC), make up nicknames for his “opponents” and bellow at anyone who dared question his big brain— in short, he could be “president” without any danger to the world.

Missed opportunity…